The Astrology and Human Design Reading
Astrology and Human Design, applied to a chosen theme in your real life.
Delivered piece by piece, you get to digest in your own time.
With real people responding as you go.
For the change you already know is coming, the edge you desire and the time you are done of wasting.
What people are saying:
"I couldn’t understand why my way of running my business was feeling so fragmented and difficult. When we unpacked split definition, energy type and profile, I felt quite overwhelmed. The time to understand properly has helped me use my new knowledge so I am no longer fighting myself."
The Long Read
“Understanding how me and each of my children are all working with completely different energies has completely changed how I parent. And how I feel about my parenting. I love it.”
The Long Read
“I have been searching for my purpose forever. Even though I am not doing it yet, I now understand the push, pull I have been feeling since understanding the South to North Node walk.”
The Long Read
Maybe it's a relationship shifting shape.
Work that doesn't fit the way it used to.
A version of yourself you're tired of performing.
A misalignment with visibility and sharing your work.
Or maybe it's duller than any of that, just the sense that a comfortable life has started to feel like a waiting room.
Either way, you're here because you're ready to stop circling it.
You don't need history with astrology to start this - if you found us mid-scroll and something stopped your thumb a second longer than it should have - that counts.
We've learned, through life, trial and error, and a steadfast commitment to human and soul evolution, that more information is not better.
You've realised this too.
We can read the books, scroll all day long and be handed reams of information. And our mind gets it.
But the body needs to digest something over and over - from multiple angles, multiple people - and with real life situations to create and practice in before it fully lands.
You know that feeling: "Ohh, NOW I get it. I thought I had it, but now it's deepening meaning all over again."
That is integration, and we don’t get there through consuming, we get there through creating.
You don't need another 40-page PDF telling you who you are or how to do something.
You need a way to apply what you already sense.
You need space for information to become embodied.
And that is where The Long Read comes in.
A personalised month of you in relationship to yourself, those you love, or your purpose, drawing on the tools of astrology and Human Design, built around what's relevant and landing for you, your capacity and your life right now.
You receive a piece. You sit with it. You tell us what resonates, what doesn't, what you don't understand, and what you need next.
By the end of the month, you haven't just received a reading.
You've had a conversation with your chart, and worked with all the ways to apply it.
So you can live a life more aligned and in tune with your true self, purpose and people you love.
And you leave less like you want to put a bomb under it all.
How it works..
You tell us what's going on, we choose the direction together: Self, Relationship, or Purpose. Your reading arrives in relationship with us, with the space for back and forth, and in the pieces that are most meaningful to you.
You respond after every piece, and that response shapes what comes next. So you get the information you need to understand, and also what is most meaningful to you right now.
At the end of the month, the container closes, or, it can be extended to continue, deepen or expand the work.
If you've been here before..
Read the books, saved every post, gone down the rabbit hole at 1am, this still isn't the reading you've had already.
You know the theory. This is the part where someone reads it back to you and stays in the conversation while you try it on.
Same goes if you're the one quietly using this stuff for an edge in your business with no one to talk to about it.
Or if you're somewhere between the mental health system and the spiritual one and you're tired of being asked to pick a lane.
What you get:
A mirror, not a verdict. Language for what you already sensed, not a new label to live inside.
More of your own agency, never less.
We read the chart. You keep the say.
Why us?
Thirty years between us, supporting people through real change, transformation, loss and rebuild.
Worked with numerous businesses and brands with and without these tools.
We know that the dance between the soul and the human is intertwined and complex. Staying grounded, but open is vital to our work.
THEMES -
You've stopped trusting your own internal compass. You know you're capable of making decisions, but you keep checking them against everyone else's opinions, expectations, and ideas of what you should be doing.
We'll explore how you're designed to make decisions, use your energy, relate to yourself, and recognise what's yours.
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You love someone and still keep getting each other wrong. A partner. A parent. A child. A friend. Difference becomes judgement. Judgement becomes distance.
We'll put both charts alongside the relationship, so you can understand the mechanics of the dynamic without turning either person into the problem.
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Something about the life you're living has stopped making sense. Maybe you're changing careers. Building something. Leaving something. Questioning something you thought you wanted.
We'll explore your chart alongside the chapter you're in, so you can start separating what you're genuinely moving towards from what you've simply been conditioned to pursue.
This is for you if...
You're in the middle of something.
A relationship is changing. Your work no longer fits. A version of your identity is falling away.
You are becoming… a parent, a business owner, a partner, a leader.
You can feel something shifting but you can't quite put language around it yet.
Or maybe nothing dramatic has happened. You just have that persistent feeling: "This isn't it."
You're already curious about evolution and growth. You've probably learned quite a bit yourself.
You want to go deeper than Sun signs and Instagram posts.
You're interested in understanding yourself beyond the constrains of a label.
You want someone who will actually engage with your questions rather than deliver a verdict and disappear.
And underneath all of that, you're ready to start trusting your own knowing again.
This isn't for you if...
You want us to tell you exactly what to do. You want a fixed five-year prediction. You want someone else to make your decisions. You want your chart to become another authority you have to obey.
That's not what we're interested in either. We read the chart. You keep your agency. Astrology and Human Design are frameworks, they can give you language, perspective, and patterns you couldn't previously see. What you do with that information is still yours.
We only run a handful of these at a time.
What we promise has to hold all the way through, so spaces are genuinely limited. Get in touch to find out if there's space for you right now.