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Relationship as spiritual practice. Astrology and Human Design as language, not gospel.
And information applied, not just consumed.
If that's the work you're after, you're in the right place.
The readings, and how to book
The Long Read go all in. A month-long container, astrology and Human Design applied to your life, delivered in stages with real back-and-forth.
Mini Readings one question, straight answer. How you decide. What's blocking your purpose. A new baby's chart. A new couple's, read against each other. Or your own question, if it doesn't fit the menu.
Gift Readings give them something that sticks. Any Mini Reading, wrapped up for someone else's birthday, wedding, new baby, or new job.
Event Readings the party trick with substance. Live, in person, at parties, weddings, retreats, hen dos, brand events.
However you get in touch, the process is the same: email or DM us, tell us roughly what's going on and what you're hoping for.
We'll ask a few things back and work out with you which one fits.
You don't need to arrive with a fully formed request, although ofc thats welcome too.
Not ready to book anything yet?
Come sit with us first.
A group chat for people whose internal monologue is basically just, "Why am I like this?"
We read charts, compare notes, investigate everyone's suspiciously specific life patterns and occasionally discover your birth chart had already filed a report years ago.
If you've ever caught yourself saying, "Surely it can't just be me?" ...this is the right department.