Personalised Astrology & Human Design Readings for Individuals, Families & Teams
Your Sun sign is the opening line. Your birth chart is the whole story. And your human design? That's the bit that makes people go "oh, that actually explains everything."
We do readings that combine both. For individuals, families, couples and groups. Delivered as a PDF or voice note within a week, with tools to keep going after.
"MILLIONAIRES DON'T USE ASTROLOGY. BILLIONAIRES DO."We can't promise you'll become a billionaire.
But knowing your own chart is a pretty good start.
Your horoscope was written for a million people.
You are not a million people.
Sun sign horoscopes skim the surface. Deep-dive astrology books lose most people by page three. And human design? Beautiful system. Genuinely useful. Often explained in a way that makes your eyes glaze over, and those graphs (!?).
You don't need more information. You need someone to make it yours -- specific to your chart, your life, your relationships, your right-now moment.
That's what we do.
A personalised astrology and human design reading, delivered to you within a week.
By two real people, not an algorithm.
Each reading combines astrology and human design to give you a genuinely useful picture of how you operate -- your energy, your strengths, what you're moving toward, and how you tend to get in your own way.
It's specific to you. Not your star sign. You.
What's included:
→ Your personalised reading -- delivered as a detailed PDF or voice note (your choice). We cover what's most relevant to you right now.
→ Self study ebooks on Human Design and Astrology -- our unique approach to help you keep reading your own chart long after your reading is done.
→ The Poppy & Ellie Resource Pack -- our personally curated guide to the podcasts, teachers, books, tarot decks, and oracle cards we use and love.
Readings are available for: Individuals, couples or friends, families, groups and teams.
Simple from start to finish.
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Choose your reading, complete payment, and send us your birth details: date, time, and place of birth. (For groups or families, we'll collect details for everyone included.)
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We prepare your personalised reading -- delivered as a PDF or voice note within one week. You'll receive the Astrology as Orientation ebook and our curated Resource Pack alongside it.
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Your reading is a starting point, not a full stop. The ebook and resource pack are there so you can keep exploring at your own pace, in your own time.
YOU'RE IN GOOD COMPANYThe people who know themselves best have always had an edge.
J.P. Morgan was a documented client of the astrologer Evangeline Adams. Nancy Reagan secretly consulted an astrologer throughout her husband's entire presidency -- according to Reagan's own Chief of Staff, virtually every major move and decision was cleared with her first. Princess Diana worked with two astrologers for over a decade. Madonna, Sting, and Jennifer Aniston all consult the same astrologer openly.
This isn't a fringe hobby. It never was. It's just been hugely useful to the people who could access it -- and notoriously hard to get into without spending years down a rabbit hole wondering where to start.
That's where we come in. We do the hard bit. You get a clear, simple starting point and everything you need to keep going at your own pace. Then we send you on your merry way.
Astrology is one of the fastest growing wellness categories in the world right now. And human design? It's the system that makes people say "why did nobody show me this sooner."
This isn't about belief. It's about having an honest, specific language for understanding how you work -- one that wasn't designed for someone else and doesn't assume everyone operates the same way.
Your chart is yours. Two people born on the same day live completely differently. What a reading does is hold up a mirror. What you do with what you see is entirely up to you.
What people notice after their reading.
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They stop second-guessing how they work and start designing their days around it.
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They understand the people around them -- partners, children, colleagues -- with noticeably less friction.
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They feel genuinely, specifically seen -- not by a general horoscope, but by their own chart.
Or you stay where you are: vaguely curious, occasionally reading your star sign, wondering why the same patterns keep showing up. Nothing wrong with that. But if you've made it this far down the page, something must have brought you here.
WHO WE AREWe love reading charts. Like, genuinely love it.
Hey, we are Poppy and Ellie. We both worked in mental health services for years and we genuinely loved supporting people. But we hit a ceiling. A block. The system has limits and we kept bumping into them.
This work has no ceiling. And honestly? It's more fun, more fulfilling, and we see more real change in people from a single reading than we ever expected.
Here's what we do: we get you on board with a simple reading, pass you some tools, open your mind a little, and send you on your way. Your journey is yours. We're not here to tell you this is the answer or that you need to keep coming back to us. We're here to open a door that you chose to knock on.
When you know yourself -- really know yourself -- you become a lot harder to define. Harder for other people to write your story for you. Less likely to spend your life living out someone else's version of you, whether that's a partner, a parent, a boss, or a system that was never built with you in mind.
There's a reason the people in charge have always used these tools. So if the overlords are using astrology and human design to get ahead, why aren't you using it to know yourself?
READY?Your chart has been there your whole life.
You were born at a specific moment in a specific place. The sky looked a particular way. That's not nothing. That's actually quite a lot.
A reading won't predict your future. It will show you yourself -- clearly, specifically, in a way a horoscope never could. And then it'll send you on your way with the tools to keep going.